Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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