i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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