My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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