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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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