You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
so that wasnt chicken after all
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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