her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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