im about as happy as oj after his trial
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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