How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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