FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Randomize
