how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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