My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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