tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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