just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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