i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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