why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I deserve this hangover.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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