It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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