i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
