I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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