That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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