i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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