Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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