Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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