why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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