Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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