LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
A+ Viking dick
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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