check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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