It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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