Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The air was thick with penises
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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