WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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