Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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