We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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