I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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