Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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