I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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