i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
