I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Randomize
