i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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