I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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