You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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