the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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