it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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