I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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