I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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