is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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