I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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