We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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