it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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