3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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