I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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