Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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