Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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