Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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