listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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