dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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