WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
only you would photoshop your dick
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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