I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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