You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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