fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
